Jednoduchá funkce v PHP, která vypíše,  co je za den a kdo má svátek.

function svatek()
{
	//POKUD $jmeno začíná ! tak se bude vypisovat jen obsah poměnné bez uvedení SVÁTEK MÁ
	$data=Array(1=>array(1=>"!nový rok", "Karina", "Radmila", "Diana", "Dalimil", "!tři králové", "Vilma", "Čestmír", "Vladan", "Břetislav", "Bohdana", "Pravoslav", "Edita", "Radovan", "Alice", "Ctirad", "Drahoslav", "Vladislav", "Doubravka", "Ilona", "Běla", "Slavomír", "Zdeněk", "Milena", "Miloš", "Zora", "Ingrid", "Otýlie", "Zdislava", "Robin", "Marika"),
			  array(1=>"Hynek", "Nela", "Blažej", "Jarmila", "Dobromila", "Vanda", "Veronika", "Milada", "Apolena", "Mojmír", "Božena", "Slavěna", "Věnceslav", "Valentýn", "Jiřina", "Ljuba", "Miloslava", "Gizela", "Patrik", "Oldřich", "Lenka", "Petr", "Svatopluk", "Matěj", "Liliana", "Dorota", "Alexandr", "Lumír", "Horymír"),
			  array(1=>"Bedřich", "Anežka", "Kamil", "Stela", "Kazimír", "Miroslav", "Tomáš", "Gabriela", "Františka", "Viktorie", "Anděla", "Řehoř" ,"Růžena" ,"Root / Matylda" ,"Ida" ,"Elena / Herbert" ,"Vlastimil" ,"Eduard" ,"Josef" ,"Světlana" ,"Radek" ,"Leona" ,"Ivona" ,"Gabriel" ,"Marián" ,"Emanuel" ,"Dita" ,"Soňa" ,"Taťána" ,"Arnošt" ,"Kvido"),
			  array(1=>"Hugo" ,"Erika" ,"Richard" ,"Ivana" ,"Miroslava" ,"Vendula" ,"Heřman / Hermína" ,"Ema" ,"Dušan" ,"Darja" ,"Izabela" ,"Julius" ,"Aleš" ,"Vincenc" ,"Anastázie" ,"Irena" ,"Rudolf" ,"Valérie" ,"Rostislav" ,"Marcela" ,"Alexandra" ,"Evženie" ,"Vojtěch" ,"Jiří" ,"Marek" ,"Oto" ,"Jaroslav" ,"Vlastislav" ,"Robert" ,"Blahoslav"),
		      array(1=>"!svátek práce" ,"Zikmund" ,"Alexej" ,"Květoslav" ,"Klaudie" ,"Radoslav" ,"Stanislav" ,"!den osvobození" ,"Ctibor" ,"Blažena" ,"Svatava" ,"Pankrác" ,"Servác" ,"Bonifác" ,"Žofie" ,"Přemysl" ,"Aneta" ,"Nataša" ,"Ivo" ,"Zbyšek" ,"Monika" ,"Emil" ,"Vladimír" ,"Jana" ,"Viola" ,"Filip" ,"Valdemar" ,"Vilém" ,"Maxmilián" ,"Ferdinand" ,"Kamila"),
			  array(1=>"Laura" ,"Jarmil" ,"Tamara" ,"Dalibor" ,"Dobroslav" ,"Norbert" ,"Iveta / Slavoj" ,"Medard" ,"Stanislava" ,"Gita" ,"Bruno" ,"Antonie" ,"Antonín" ,"Roland" ,"Vít" ,"Zbyněk" ,"Adolf" ,"Milan" ,"Leoš" ,"Květa" ,"Alois" ,"Pavla" ,"Zdeňka" ,"Jan" ,"Ivan" ,"Adriana" ,"Ladislav" ,"Lubomír" ,"Petr / Pavel" ,"Šárka"),
			  array(1=>"Jaroslava" ,"Patricie" ,"Radomír" ,"Prokop" ,"!Ciril & Metoděj" ,"!+ Jan Hus" ,"Bohuslava" ,"Nora" ,"Drahoslava" ,"Libuše / Amálie" ,"Olga" ,"Bořek" ,"Markéta" ,"Karolína" ,"Jindřich" ,"Luboš" ,"Martina" ,"Drahomíra" ,"Čeněk" ,"Ilja" ,"Vítězslav" ,"Magdaléna" ,"Libor" ,"Kristýna" ,"Jakub" ,"Anna" ,"Věroslav" ,"Viktor" ,"Marta" ,"Bořivoj" ,"Ignác"),
			  array(1=>"Oskar" ,"Gustav" ,"Miluše" ,"Dominik" ,"Kristián" ,"Oldřiška" ,"Lada" ,"Soběslav" ,"Roman" ,"Vavřinec" ,"Zuzana" ,"Klára" ,"Alena" ,"Alan" ,"Hana" ,"Jáchym" ,"Petra" ,"Helena" ,"Ludvík" ,"Bernard" ,"Johana" ,"Bohuslav" ,"Sandra" ,"Bartoloměj" ,"Radim" ,"Luděk" ,"Otakar" ,"Augustýn" ,"Evelína" ,"Vladěna" ,"Pavlína"),
			  array(1=>"Linda / Samuel" ,"Adéla" ,"Bronislav" ,"Jindřiška" ,"Boris" ,"Boleslav" ,"Regína" ,"Mariana" ,"Daniela" ,"Irma" ,"Denisa" ,"Marie" ,"Lubor" ,"Radka" ,"Jolana" ,"Ludmila" ,"Naděžda" ,"Kryštof" ,"Zita" ,"Oleg" ,"Matouš" ,"Darina" ,"Berta" ,"Jaromír" ,"Zlata" ,"Andrea" ,"Jonáš" ,"Václav" ,"Michal" ,"Jeroným"),
			  array(1=>"Igor" ,"Olívie / Oliver" ,"Bohumil" ,"František" ,"Eliška" ,"Hanuš" ,"Justýna" ,"Věra" ,"Štefan / Sára" ,"Marina" ,"Andrej" ,"Marcel" ,"Renáta" ,"Agáta" ,"Tereza" ,"Havel" ,"Hedvika" ,"Lukáš" ,"Michaela" ,"Vendelín" ,"Brigita" ,"Sabina" ,"Teodor" ,"Nina" ,"Beáta" ,"Erik" ,"Šarlota / Zoe" ,"!státní svátek" ,"Silvie" ,"Tadeáš" ,"Štěpánka"),
			  array(1=>"Felix" ,"!památka zesnulých" ,"Hubert" ,"Karel" ,"Miriam" ,"Liběna" ,"Saskie" ,"Bohumír" ,"Bohdan" ,"Evžen" ,"Martin" ,"Benedikt" ,"Tibor" ,"Sáva" ,"Leopold" ,"Otmar" ,"Mahulena" ,"Romana" ,"Alžběta" ,"Nikola" ,"Albert" ,"Cecílie" ,"Klement" ,"Emílie" ,"Kateřina" ,"Artur" ,"Xenie" ,"René" ,"Zina" ,"Ondřej"),
			  array(1=>"Iva" ,"Blanka" ,"Svatoslav" ,"Barbora" ,"Jitka" ,"Mikuláš" ,"Benjamín" ,"Květoslava" ,"Vratislav" ,"Julie" ,"Dana" ,"Simona" ,"Lucie" ,"Lýdie" ,"Radana / Radan" ,"Albína" ,"Daniel" ,"Miloslav" ,"Ester" ,"Dagmar" ,"Natálie" ,"Šimon" ,"Vlasta" ,"Adam / Eva" ,"!1.svátek vánoení" ,"Štěpán" ,"Žaneta" ,"Bohumila" ,"Judita" ,"David" ,"Silvestr"));
	$jmeno = $data[((int)Date("n"))][((int)Date("j"))];
	if ($jmeno[0] != "!") $vypis = ("Svátek má: ".$jmeno); else $vypis = substr($jmeno, 1);

	echo "<div id="celebration"><p>".$vypis."</p></div>";
}